The Onion thought they was SLICK, shutting down their “Contact Us” page!!!!!
Here’s their information:
Please send all press inquiries to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Chairman David Schafer (email@example.com)
President and CEO Steve Hannah (firstname.lastname@example.org)
COO Mike McAvoy (email@example.com)
Tumblr, you know what the fuck to do!