Joey. 65-year-old queen in a 29-year-old queen's body. Celine Dion, Judy Garland, Dolly Parton, Stevie Nicks, and Katharine Hepburn are my flawless queens. Bette Davis, Dorothy Zbornak, Julia Sugarbaker, and Frank Sinatra are my spirit animals. I know more about Disney than you'd ever care to hear about and wish that life was a musical - complete with a ghost singer for myself and others who don't naturally have the ~gift~. 80's pop is my crack and bad movies are my life. If you're here for quality...sorry.